I don’t know how my Mother lasted this long without ever using the internet, but enough was enough! “Ok” she said reluctantly settling down by the computer and slowly putting on her reading glasses “what do I do now? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40! ” Thinking that the presidential candidate needed to show a more human side of himself, his committee advised him to visit an old age home.
” “Now I’m going to open the home page of google”, I explained. Now type in ANY question you want into the bar over here and you will find an answer to your question.” I confidently assured her. Walking into the room of an old man, with the cameras whirring, the nominee was surprised when the old man offered him some peanuts from a bowl on the table.
“Now darling, would you like the soup first or the salad? Bob snuck into the kitchen and asked, “Dorothy do you always talk to your husband like that? “It’s been five years now, I just can’t remember his name, and I am just too embarrassed to ask him! One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, John bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school. “That’s incredible” exclaimed Rob, “Does it run in the family? “Ok”, said the trainer “I’m going to set it for ten minutes, if you want to go longer just press start again.” At first Harry was doing fine but after 5 seconds he started getting tired, and after a minute he jumped off gasping for breath.
In Pagadian, in particular, there are beaches and islands that will make one believe that there is such a thing as a secluded paradise on Earth.Katholische ZDF-Gottesdienste Hier finden Sie neben zahlreichen Serviceleistungen, wie den Ablauf zum Mitfeiern vor der Sendung und das komplette Textbuch nach der Sendung, Wissenswertes zum Gottesdienst und Hintergrundinformationen, sowie theologische Zusammenhänge.Im Livestream kann der Gottesdienst während der Fernsehübertragung auch im Internet gesehen werden.Every lunch he comes over and cooks me a gourmet lunch, and every supper he brings me to his house for supper, he truly treats me like a queen.” “WELL! ” She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.” “Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.” He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie… “Of course, officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. ” After much nagging from his wife, Sam was visiting the audiologist. It was during breakfast, that Morton finally remembered what it was. But what she answered he just couldn’t seem to remember. “Hi Greta”, said Morton, “I have a funny question for you, do you remember last night when I proposed?” Says Barbara “I don’t want to make any of you feel bad or anything, but wait until you hear about my Harry, twice a week he pays someone 0 an hour just so he can lie on their couch and talk to them, and who do you think he speaks about at those prices? Five minutes later, half the squad pulls up, the Chief of Police walks over to the woman’s window. Yes, he would need hearing aids and they ranged in price from .00 to ,000, was what he was told. The nurse placed the hearing aids into his ears and hung a wire around his neck. ” “Oh my gosh” gushed Greta, “I’m so glad you called, I knew I said yes to somebody but I just couldn’t recall who it was!